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Skiing and Hating LOTR films.
I just got back from skiing for the first time in my life. It was fun. It's pretty easy to pick up, but I still ate shit all the time. Yummy. Shit. The worst part about skiing is the fact that it is cold. I hate being cold. Unlike the Summer heat, when it is cold, it is physically painful to sit It was a good weekend though. I was with 4 other good dudes. The only truly sucky part about the trip was that whoever was directly above us in the hotel was having a hotel party or something. I would say that they were fucking and just banging shit around up there, but we could hear the laughter of many people at various times throughout the night. It might have been an orgy, I dunno. They kept it up all night, though. Whatever. Fuckers.(Literally?)

This conversation entertained Zach and I for about an hour on Friday.


You have just entered room "F THE LOTR MOVIES."
henkion has entered the room.
Mamajason has entered the room.
Mamajason: eh?
henkion: Are we just gonna wait for people to join in and then show them what's for?
ARushOfWings: can random people join ?
Mamajason: were throwing a party in the doon tonight
Mamajason: reggae band and a keg
henkion: Haha, are you pitching in money for that business?
ARushOfWings: how'd you get a reggae band?
Mamajason: not for the keg scoff...im drinkning shady vodka since i dont have any wine
ARushOfWings: ha
ARushOfWings: shady vodka
Mamajason: the band is a friend of demain
ARushOfWings: =
ARushOfWings: cool
henkion: Haha, Demain.
Mamajason: actually i lied
Mamajason: im gonna be drinknig peppermint schnapps
Mamajason: and mead
henkion: The mead is better than shady vodka.
henkion: Shady vodka is shady.
henkion: Peter Jackson sucks.
ARushOfWings: you know who drinks shady alcohol?
henkion: Jermaine Dye?
ARushOfWings: FUCKING PEREGRIN TOOK
ARushOfWings: that FUCKING HOBBIT
henkion: Hell fucking fucker.
henkion: Those tooks were drunkards and drinkers all'em.
henkion: They didn't go on no adventures.
henkion: Adventures!
ARushOfWings: they got to ride an ent, and they didn't even have boners
henkion: In their fucking circle door homes.
ARushOfWings: i would have had a raging boner if i got to ride an ent
henkion: Hellyah.
Mamajason: hahaa
henkion: That is because Peter is like, dumb.
ARushOfWings: and what the fuck was up with gandolf hitting his head in the first movie
ARushOfWings: that guy is way too fucking smart to do something retarded like that
Mamajason: they wanted to make with a nub
ARushOfWings: hmm
ARushOfWings: where to start
ARushOfWings: how about the homoeroticism between samwise gamgee and frodo baggins?
ARushOfWings: those two alone made return of the king the gayest movie since the bird cage
henkion: Man, they just said the same lines over and over.
ARushOfWings: i can't do it
ARushOfWings: you can frodo
ARushOfWings: i can't do it
ARushOfWings: you can frodo
ARushOfWings: i can't do it
ARushOfWings: PUT IT IN MY BUTT FRODO
henkion: I swear not a single lines since the first like 5 were new.
henkion: Yah, they said that a lot.
henkion: Of everything...
henkion: EVERYTHING...
henkion: I'd have to say...
henkion: What irked me the most...
henkion: Was that everyone.
henkion: EVERYONE...
henkion: had blue eyes.
henkion: Not the actors.
henkion: But that jackson gave em all contacts.
ARushOfWings: how about the exclusion of tom bombadil.. THE BEST FUCKING CHARACTER IN ALL OF THE BOOKS
Mamajason: ima go drink
Mamajason has left the room.
ARushOfWings: ha
ARushOfWings: we need more haters
henkion has left the room.
henkion has entered the room.
henkion: Fuck yah.
ARushOfWings: clever
henkion: Tom Bombadill.
ARushOfWings: tom bombadil was a pimp
henkion: Fuckshitfuckshit.
henkion: Sauron ain't nothing next to Smaug.
henkion: The only reason he came out and shit was the Smaug had been killed.
ARushOfWings: that fucking tree was gonna kill the goddamn hobbits way before they even got out of the fucking shire but tom bombadil was there in his purple leopard print to bitchslap that tree
henkion: Hellyah. And sing and dance... and he could have protected that ring, too, fo sho.
ARushOfWings: i know
ARushOfWings: he dind't even care
ARushOfWings: he was so uncorrupted
ARushOfWings: in fact, i wouldn't be suprised if tom bombadil was smaug
henkion: In fact, I am surprised you'd even consider different.
ARushOfWings: good poni
ARushOfWings: t
henkion: It all comes down to how much Bilbo>Frodo.
ARushOfWings: thats true
henkion: And how much Bard>Aragorn.
ARushOfWings: but wait, i found another correlation between smaug and bombadil
henkion: Do it!
henkion: Wood elves>High elves.
ARushOfWings: bombadil was a pimp, pimps wear gold, and SMAUG had jewels and gold and treasure stuck all over him from lying around in jewels and shit all day
henkion: Siht man. They were both pimps!
ARushOfWings: if that doesn't prove it, i don't know what does
henkion: Good call.
henkion has left the room.
henkion: What the fuck happened?
henkion has entered the room.
ARushOfWings: i dunno
ARushOfWings: you keep going bye bye
henkion: Shitfuck. It is Peter Jackson being an asshole.
ARushOfWings: what an asshole
henkion: Shitfuck. Gandalf was so craptastic@!
ARushOfWings: he thinks just because he can make shitty movies and win awards he can fucking fuck with our internet
henkion: Gandalf was the bomb in the books.
ARushOfWings: he was
henkion: THE BOMB.
ARushOfWings: like, with a fuse and shit
henkion: And hell yah, like TNT, only not like TNT, more like Hbomb, but not even like Hbomb, kinda like BAM.
henkion: He was BAM.
henkion: All sneaky and shit like craziness, and secretive and mysterious and unfathomable.
henkion: He was UNFATHOMABLE in the book.
ARushOfWings: how about the shitty computer graphics of gandalf getting his ass beat by the balor
henkion: In the movie he was a gay skeleton.
ARushOfWings: with a wig!
henkion: Yah, what shit?
henkion: What shit, indeed.
henkion: Balrog. Shithead.
henkion: Balrog was a shadow not a fucking man made of hot bricks.
henkion: Fucking Peter.
henkion: AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE ORCS.
ARushOfWings: i bet he's gonna make king kong out of lizard poop
ARushOfWings: because thats basically what he did with the balrog
henkion: The man Jackson never saw a goddamn illustration of Middleearth in his life.
henkion: Shithead. King Kong, shithead. If I had three wishes and only three wishes, my first wish would have been to replace the genie with Peter Jackson's severed head.
ARushOfWings: if he had, he would have known that there werent' fucking CARS IN HTE SHIRE like there was in the first fucking movie
ARushOfWings: what a dipshit
ARushOfWings: he didn't even notice
henkion: And he made the fucking shire scene last like 45 minutes - shit head... while nothing happened... shithead dipshit headfart magazine! And then he didn't give Boromir, the onlyt rounded character in the movies, enough playtime!
henkion: Like wo. Man.
ARushOfWings: boromir, and the king of rohan
ARushOfWings: he was good
ARushOfWings: aragorn was so bad
henkion: Rohan was the shit. Hell yah.
henkion: King of Rohan's son could have saw more play, too, but shit no, stupidface Aragorn and his can'tactactionheroness had to take up all the screen being beatup by wargs.
henkion: And the wargs weren't even real wargs!
ARushOfWings: aragorn was like 'ghosts, i'm tha king foloow me noobs' and the whole time i was like.. KILL HIM KILL HIM
ARushOfWings: GOOD POINT
henkion: Wargs were just big wolves, man, not crazybeastbeats.
ARushOfWings: they were fucking hyenas on steroids
ARushOfWings: that was lame
henkion: Hellyah. Fuck movie 3, Return of King, was like a spear in my left eye.
ARushOfWings: im inviting a fan of the series, a cadet
ARushOfWings: hope he comes
henkion: It took an additional hour to end... and it get fading to black, and my left knee had begun to throb, I'd lost sight because of a blinding headache caused by crapiness... and it just wouldn't end/.
PinkFloyd14 has entered the room.
ARushOfWings: HA
ARushOfWings: now you shall see the light
henkion: Fuck the LOTR movies.
PinkFloyd14: im watchin a movie
ARushOfWings: too bad we've already destroyed the entire series
PinkFloyd14: cant really talk
henkion: True. They died.
ARushOfWings: ok well just glance back and forth and the volumes of wisdom we spake
henkion: What are you watching?
PinkFloyd14: ronin
henkion: Hah.
ARushOfWings: i like the french guy
henkion: Jean Reno is kind of kings.
ARushOfWings: i hate aragorn like i hate saddam hussein
ARushOfWings: in fact, i wouldn't be suprised if they were the same person
ARushOfWings: actually, i take that back, saddam hussein has way more personality
henkion: Shit man, yah, man, mustache.
ARushOfWings: AND he's better at killing people than aragorn
ARushOfWings: aragorn was a pussy
henkion: Fuckman and that dude, he rocks, man, Agent Smith - he is so cool - Hugo Weaving...
ARushOfWings: hahahahah
henkion: But sihtman, worst elf ever.
henkion: What the fuck's his name?
ARushOfWings: i couldn't wait for the elves to start doing stop-time matrix moves
ARushOfWings: haha
henkion: Dude.. shit...
ARushOfWings: hugo weaving
ARushOfWings: thats his name
henkion: And man, I bet they did, but Jackson ran out of time.
henkion: I said is fucking name, fuckfuck.
henkion: Had to cut that shit out.
henkion: Good thing, too, otherwise Keanu would have been there, too.
ARushOfWings: how about the XTREME scene when legolas does a SICK GRIND down the stairs on a shield shooting arrows while defending Helms Deep?
henkion: Yah, what the fuck, kissass, that is what he is.
ARushOfWings: he was just trying to give all the sk8ter boys boners when they saw that
henkion: Shitman, dude wasn't fucking superhuman. He was supposed to be heroic. HEROIC.
ARushOfWings: yeah
ARushOfWings: and holy shit the injustice done to gimli was a disgrace
henkion: What the fuck, man, against all odds, hopelessness, good triumphing, NOT WATCH ME LOOK COOL WHILE I KILL THESE ORCS LIKE ITS EASY.
ARushOfWings: seriously
henkion: Fuck man, Gimli was comic relief, when Dwarf's are supposed to be so serious.
henkion: They are a hammer people!
henkion: HAMMER.
henkion: Elves are the gaiety ones.
henkion: Shit man. But, who cares. Peter Jackson die.
ARushOfWings: let's take this back a few steps and make personal attacks on peter jackson. peter jackson is from new zealand. why does anybody give this man credibility? new zealand is a shithole that likes rugby and anal sex with sheep
henkion: Yah, and it is pretty and stuff, but Peter Jackson is goat turd.
ARushOfWings: it's too bad he wasn't killed in a tragic rugby-sheepsex-shark attack incident
henkion has left the room.
henkion has entered the room.
henkion: Shitufkc, Jackson, shitfuck./
henkion: I think in thirty years I'll need therapy because of my latent rage toward him.
henkion: Even though I release it now, I can never release all of it, ever.
henkion: He ruined my childhood.
ARushOfWings: and you know what else? he looks like michael moore, another turdbucket
henkion: This is true..
henkion: Fuck shits, at least Steven Spielburg has the balls to be skinny with a beard.
ARushOfWings: i know
henkion: Fuckturds Michael Moore and Peter Jackson can't even do that shit.
henkion: Fuck George Lucasd.
henkion: Fuck shits, fat directors with beards need to be killed in a large godcurse screening process.
henkion: Hitchcock and Wells were fat man, but they had shaved faces man, They knew what's up.
ARushOfWings: hitchcock was also a pimp on the side, though
henkion: Crap words of infirmary reason, let God smite them now.
ARushOfWings: much like smaug and tom bombadil
henkion: In fact...
henkion: I wonder if Shiva knows that Peter Jackson is so successful. I bet you Shiva wouldn't stand for it.
henkion: I was at that fucking kongisking.com or net or org or whatthefuck and shit man, on the friggin' front was a discussion about naming winning 7 awards at one award show a "Peter Jackson".
ARushOfWings: she should just do the dance of destruction and get his sorry existence over with
henkion: What the fuck man, the art world is fucking trash ruiined fuck movies are crashingburing.
ARushOfWings: holy crap
ARushOfWings: that man has accomplished nothing!
ARushOfWings: nothing!
henkion: Fucking Michael Moore won the Palme Dor - I had never been more insulted in my fucking entire life.
henkion: So many great movies were degraded with that one moment of international relapse.
henkion: Nothing. Shit hell mites cats donkeys fuckfuck.
ARushOfWings: we should kill him
ARushOfWings: thats all there is to it
henkion: Yah. Lets kill him.
ARushOfWings: fuck
henkion: Gangland style.
ARushOfWings: yeah
ARushOfWings: alex can drive, because he doesn't know how, and we can sit on the sides of the car with tommy guns
henkion: Like we were from Little Armenia man, Los fucking Angeles.
ARushOfWings: fuck yeah
henkion: Hellfuckyah, and shout out the windows, man, and piss while we do it, and shit, too, man, bbecause he is shit man.,
ARushOfWings: i am pretty sure that i'm going to shoot at least four bodily fluids on his dessicated corspe
henkion: Hellfuckyah, and then we'll find every fucking fluid in his fucking body and fucking fucking.
henkion: Like, man, like serious serial killing, man - like, man, like, this rage man, I think I will man, we should make a movie...
henkion: Man, an epic movie...
henkion: Of us travellling through the world.
henkion: With one mission...
henkion: To stop Peter Jackson.
henkion: Because he destroyed our childhood.... but WE WILL NOT LET HIM DESTROY OUR FUTURE.
ARushOfWings: true
ARushOfWings: we could use chainsaws too
ARushOfWings: HOLY SHIT
ARushOfWings: BEST IDEA EVER
henkion: Yah, and baseball bats and screw drivers bitheads.
ARushOfWings: let's just take the credits from return of the king, and make it a hit list
ARushOfWings: and tehn we'll go around and kill everybody in gruesome ways on film
ARushOfWings: and release it
henkion: Fuckman, of course it is man... fuckman, good plan man, we'd be like the true fellowshipman.
ARushOfWings: hellyeah
ARushOfWings: and then we could throw them in a volcano
ARushOfWings: ok, maybe jsut the fat ass
henkion: Yah, we'll through Mr. JAckson into the volcano.. and then we'll make legodude grind down the edge of the volcano.
henkion: Man, because it'll look cool on film, man.
henkion: THROW man.
henkion: Can I please include George Lucas, pretty please?
ARushOfWings: ok fine
ARushOfWings: but let him release his last crapfest first
ARushOfWings: he might redeem himslef
henkion: Fuckshit man, wookies, sure, man, but shit man.. shit shit. CANADIANS.
henkion: I bet you fuckfuck, in the words of Josh, dude, there will be a scene where friggin' Penelope.. no.. what is her name? Queen Amidala friggin' dies, right and I bet you the scene will be EXCACTLy like that scene in MAtrix revolutions
henkion: You know... where Trinity dies.
henkion: And crazy drama emotion craptasm up the asm.
henkion: Fuck die. Die. But this is Peter Jackson rape. George Lucas rape will take place in 5 months.
henkion: Fuck Josh man, hes missing out on all the fun and joy, sleeping asshole.
ARushOfWings: hell yeah it will
ARushOfWings: fuck josh indeed
ARushOfWings: man
ARushOfWings: the matrix
ARushOfWings: don't get me started on those shitfuckassfuckshit movies
henkion: The Matrix.
henkion: Dude, shit, evenso, they were shitty man, but shit, I'd watch them over LOTR. I would, seriously.
henkion: Like, totally. There was some visionary shit in there in places man.
ARushOfWings: even the crappy rave scene?
ARushOfWings: true
ARushOfWings: true
ARushOfWings: and philosophy and shit
henkion: Peter Jackson had no vision. He had farts in his eyeballs.
ARushOfWings: poop-nuggets even
henkion: Yah, even.
henkion: Fuck Jack Black man, he can be funny man, he is a funny man with the eyebrows... guy wishes he was John Belushi for kids or some shit, but I can live with him man, but not in King Kong man, not King Kong, fuck Jackson man.
henkion: He killed legendary novels.
henkion: Now he goes after legendary cinema.
ARushOfWings: OK, wait
henkion: Man, stop that man.
ARushOfWings: if he IS king kong, then i might be ok with it
henkion: Got a point there, but he ain't man, like no...
ARushOfWings: is there a website for this shit yet?
henkion: kongisking.com
henkion: or .net
henkion: Go, gaze, and hate.
ARushOfWings: o god!
ARushOfWings: you didn't even look at the whole cast, did you
ARushOfWings: THE OTHER GUY FROM ORANGE COUNTY IS IN THERE
ARushOfWings: tom hanks' bastard son
henkion: Fuckman, shitman.
ARushOfWings: naomi watts is in it
ARushOfWings: she's hot
henkion: I didn't man, I got sick and closed it.
henkion: Haha, saving grace.
ARushOfWings: maybe the monkey will squeeze her
henkion: Hotter than Liv Tyler forshore.
ARushOfWings: anyways, the point is fuck everything peter jackson has ever done in his l ife
PinkFloyd14: why do you hate the movies so much
ARushOfWings: because they are terrible thats why
PinkFloyd14 has left the room.